{"id":705,"date":"2009-07-08T14:22:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T18:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=705"},"modified":"2009-07-08T14:31:34","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T18:31:34","slug":"crotchety","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/07\/08\/crotchety\/","title":{"rendered":"Crotchety Ode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A crotchety fellow named Rich<br \/>\nWould always complain, &#8220;Life&#8217;s a bitch!&#8221;<br \/>\nHe griped and he grumbled<br \/>\nWhenever plans tumbled,<br \/>\nCuz kvetching for Rich was his niche.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=540784314&#038;v=feed&#038;story_fbid=102359718105&#038;ref=mf\">Facebook<\/a>, please join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A crotchety fellow named Rich Would always complain, &#8220;Life&#8217;s a bitch!&#8221; He griped and he grumbled Whenever plans tumbled, Cuz kvetching for Rich was his niche. Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, please join my friends in that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,104,352,42,103],"tags":[455,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":791,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions\/791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}