{"id":7043,"date":"2011-05-20T15:46:44","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T19:46:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=7043"},"modified":"2011-05-20T15:46:44","modified_gmt":"2011-05-20T19:46:44","slug":"end-times-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/05\/20\/end-times-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To End Timers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To End Timers<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Fanatics are trying to fend<br \/>\nWith this concept: the world&#8217;s gonna end.<br \/>\nWhen portentous predictions<br \/>\nTurn out to be fictions,<br \/>\nThey re-do their math and amend.<\/p>\n<p>(Prompted by dire religious predictions and this <a href=\"http:\/\/viewfromtheside.wordpress.com\/2011\/05\/20\/weekend-theme-22\/\">weekend&#8217;s end theme<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To End Timers By Madeleine Begun Kane Fanatics are trying to fend With this concept: the world&#8217;s gonna end. When portentous predictions Turn out to be fictions, They re-do their math and amend. (Prompted by dire religious predictions and this weekend&#8217;s end theme)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,127],"tags":[2326,2324,2332,2327,2333,2328,2330,2331,2329],"class_list":["post-7043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-religion-verse","tag-biblical-prophecies","tag-doomsday-prophets","tag-end-timers","tag-end-times","tag-fanatics-humor","tag-judgement-day","tag-predictions-satire","tag-rapture","tag-religious-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7043"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7058,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7043\/revisions\/7058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}