{"id":6982,"date":"2011-05-17T16:55:38","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T20:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=6982"},"modified":"2011-05-17T16:55:38","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T20:55:38","slug":"adorable-tyrant-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/05\/17\/adorable-tyrant-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"An Adorable Tyrant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found myself a new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writingfix.com\/right_brain\/Serendipitous_Oxymorons1.htm\">serendipitous oxymoron<\/a> at the prompt generator I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/05\/16\/oxymoronic-fun\/\">played with yesterday.<\/a>  So the subject of today&#8217;s limerick is an <em>Adorable Tyrant<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p>An Adorable Tyrant (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>An &#8220;adorable tyrant?&#8221;  Sounds wild!<br \/>\nA strange combo of mean and the mild.<br \/>\nI might even buy tix<br \/>\nTo see such a mix,<br \/>\nUnless it&#8217;s a three-year-old child.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found myself a new serendipitous oxymoron at the prompt generator I played with yesterday. So the subject of today&#8217;s limerick is an Adorable Tyrant: An Adorable Tyrant (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane An &#8220;adorable tyrant?&#8221; Sounds wild! A strange combo of mean and the mild. I might even buy tix To see such a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[40,42,2315],"tags":[4933,2311,2312,2316,2314,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6982"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6982"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6992,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6982\/revisions\/6992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}