{"id":698,"date":"2009-06-12T01:48:35","date_gmt":"2009-06-12T05:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=698"},"modified":"2009-06-12T01:48:35","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T05:48:35","slug":"clerk-antics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/06\/12\/clerk-antics\/","title":{"rendered":"Clerk Antics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Clerk Antics<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There once was a government clerk<br \/>\nWho tended to act like a jerk.<br \/>\nWhen someone asked why,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d often reply:<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s a wonderful perk of my work.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments.  And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/people\/Madeleine-Begun-Kane\/540784314\">Facebook,<\/a> please join my friends in that same activity in my limerick-offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clerk Antics By Madeleine Begun Kane There once was a government clerk Who tended to act like a jerk. When someone asked why, He&#8217;d often reply: &#8220;It&#8217;s a wonderful perk of my work.&#8221; Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,352,42,103,4],"tags":[420,418,419,4934,417,416,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":703,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions\/703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}