{"id":6944,"date":"2011-05-16T17:50:59","date_gmt":"2011-05-16T21:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=6944"},"modified":"2011-05-16T17:50:59","modified_gmt":"2011-05-16T21:50:59","slug":"sheets-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/05\/16\/sheets-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Sheet Musing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sheet Musing<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Both my legs travel down the fresh sheet.<br \/>\nIt feels cool to the touch, tight, and neat.<br \/>\nNow fully stretched out<br \/>\nThey relax and then &#8230; doubt.<br \/>\nA rough tear has assaulted my feet. <\/p>\n<p>(Inspired by this prompt to write about <a href=\"http:\/\/liv2write2day.wordpress.com\/2011\/05\/15\/monday-morning-writing-prompt-texture\/\">texture<\/a> and an over-priced, lousy sheet.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sheet Musing By Madeleine Begun Kane Both my legs travel down the fresh sheet. It feels cool to the touch, tight, and neat. Now fully stretched out They relax and then &#8230; doubt. A rough tear has assaulted my feet. (Inspired by this prompt to write about texture and an over-priced, lousy sheet.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2306,46,42,55],"tags":[2310,938,1577,2307,2309,2308],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6944"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6944"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6952,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6944\/revisions\/6952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}