{"id":69,"date":"2007-02-12T01:57:33","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T05:57:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/12\/litigation-ode\/"},"modified":"2012-04-18T02:30:40","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T06:30:40","slug":"litigation-ode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/12\/litigation-ode\/","title":{"rendered":"Litigation Ode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Litigation Ode<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t care about others. You&#8217;re callous,&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid the plaintiff, with undisguised malice.<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, you haven&#8217;t been sweet,&#8221;<br \/>\nHe replied in a beat,<br \/>\n&#8220;Since the night that we wed, my dear Alice.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Litigation Ode By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;You don&#8217;t care about others. You&#8217;re callous,&#8221; Said the plaintiff, with undisguised malice. &#8220;Well, you haven&#8217;t been sweet,&#8221; He replied in a beat, &#8220;Since the night that we wed, my dear Alice.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,49,10,42,2],"tags":[2810,1264,996,2809,384],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13037,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions\/13037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}