{"id":688,"date":"2009-06-10T16:36:55","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T20:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=688"},"modified":"2009-06-10T16:39:51","modified_gmt":"2009-06-10T20:39:51","slug":"american-idol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/06\/10\/american-idol\/","title":{"rendered":"Not An American Idol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not An American Idol<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There once was a woman named June<br \/>\nWhose singing was way out of tune.<br \/>\nBut she sang for her mate,<br \/>\nWho thought she was great,<br \/>\nWhich is why his saloon&#8217;s gone to ruin.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments.  And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/people\/Madeleine-Begun-Kane\/540784314\">Facebook,<\/a> please join my friends in that same activity in my limerick-offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not An American Idol By Madeleine Begun Kane There once was a woman named June Whose singing was way out of tune. But she sang for her mate, Who thought she was great, Which is why his saloon&#8217;s gone to ruin. Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,49,13,120,352,42,2,24,103,16],"tags":[407,404,379,265,406,402,405,403,408,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=688"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":693,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions\/693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}