{"id":6691,"date":"2011-05-08T15:31:51","date_gmt":"2011-05-08T19:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=6691"},"modified":"2011-05-08T16:11:02","modified_gmt":"2011-05-08T20:11:02","slug":"musician-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/05\/08\/musician-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking Stock Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/199860803388846\">Facebook too.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/05\/08\/limerick-contest-winner-8\/\">last week\u2019s Limerick Of The Week Winner<\/a> plus the Honorable Mentions.)<\/p>\n<p>How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, and cleverness. (If you\u2019re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here are two excellent resources: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oedilf.com\/wiki\/index.php\/Writing_a_Limerick\">OEDILF on Writing A Limerick<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/speedysnail.com\/limericks\/metre.html\">Speedy Snail\u2019s Limerick Rhythm and Meter<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner right before I post next week\u2019s Limerick-Off. So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A man thought it time to take stock&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A gal thought it time to take stock&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here\u2019s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Taking Stock Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A man thought it time to take stock<br \/>\nOf his life in the world of hard rock<br \/>\nCuz he made little dough<br \/>\nAnd to add to his woe,<br \/>\nHe preferred playing Handel and Bach.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/199860803388846\">my Facebook Limerick-Off post.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, in the \u201cAuthor\u201d section just below my Limerick-Offs button. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here\u2019s last week\u2019s Limerick Of The Week Winner [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[62,104,65,352,42,8,24,103,4],"tags":[1624,648,1621,1648,2286,2284,188,319,4973,2260,2283,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6691"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6691"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6819,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6691\/revisions\/6819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}