{"id":663,"date":"2009-06-07T23:12:23","date_gmt":"2009-06-08T03:12:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=663"},"modified":"2009-06-09T00:43:33","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T04:43:33","slug":"nag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/06\/07\/nag\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To A Nag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ode to A Nag<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There once was a nag known as Ag<br \/>\nWho was always displaying the flag.<br \/>\nHer patriot airs<br \/>\nOften earned her dark glares<br \/>\nAnd the theft of her flag as a gag.<\/p>\n<p>(If you&#8217;re disappointed because you were expecting horse poems, don&#8217;t worry: My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/10\/21\/a-horse-of-a-different-color\/\">Horse of a Different Color is here<\/a> and my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/05\/15\/only-in-queens-new-york-limerick\/\">Only In Queens is here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ode to A Nag By Madeleine Begun Kane There once was a nag known as Ag Who was always displaying the flag. Her patriot airs Often earned her dark glares And the theft of her flag as a gag. (If you&#8217;re disappointed because you were expecting horse poems, don&#8217;t worry: My Horse of a Different [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,42],"tags":[396,397,204,395,398],"class_list":["post-663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-limericks","tag-flag","tag-horse","tag-limerick","tag-nag","tag-patriot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":679,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions\/679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}