{"id":6537,"date":"2015-08-04T15:27:04","date_gmt":"2015-08-04T19:27:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=6537"},"modified":"2015-08-04T15:27:04","modified_gmt":"2015-08-04T19:27:04","slug":"champagne-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2015\/08\/04\/champagne-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy &#8220;Champagne Day&#8221; (August 4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gone-ta-pott.com\/national_champagne_day.html\">Champagne Day<\/a> &#8212; not that I need an excuse to drink champagne &#8230; or write silly limericks:<\/p>\n<p>A flutist who&#8217;s fond of champagne<br \/>\nTrills &#8220;Vintage!&#8221; &#8212; a chilling refrain.<br \/>\nDating rich, shady guys<br \/>\nFor their bank account size,<br \/>\nShe loves swilling their ill-gotten gain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Champagne Day &#8212; not that I need an excuse to drink champagne &#8230; or write silly limericks: A flutist who&#8217;s fond of champagne Trills &#8220;Vintage!&#8221; &#8212; a chilling refrain. Dating rich, shady guys For their bank account size, She loves swilling their ill-gotten gain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,24,1524],"tags":[3177,4550,4551,600,1374,2992,1263,5012],"class_list":["post-6537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-music-humor","category-odd-holidays","tag-august-holidays","tag-champagne-day","tag-champagne-humor","tag-drink-verse","tag-drinking-limerick","tag-flute-humor","tag-music-humor-verse","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6537"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33507,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6537\/revisions\/33507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}