{"id":6524,"date":"2014-04-21T02:35:44","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T06:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=6524"},"modified":"2014-04-21T02:35:44","modified_gmt":"2014-04-21T06:35:44","slug":"passover-food-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/04\/21\/passover-food-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Pasta Dreams (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mark (unlike me) follows the Passover dietary rules.  And now that the end&#8217;s in sight, he&#8217;s practically panting in anticipation of pizza and pasta.<\/p>\n<p>Pasta Dreams (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>My husband&#8217;s excitement is rising.<br \/>\nHis mood&#8217;s leavened, which isn&#8217;t surprising.<br \/>\nCuz Passover week<br \/>\nIs soon ending its streak;<br \/>\nBread and pasta-decriminalizing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark (unlike me) follows the Passover dietary rules. And now that the end&#8217;s in sight, he&#8217;s practically panting in anticipation of pizza and pasta. Pasta Dreams (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane My husband&#8217;s excitement is rising. His mood&#8217;s leavened, which isn&#8217;t surprising. Cuz Passover week Is soon ending its streak; Bread and pasta-decriminalizing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,41,33,517,42,127],"tags":[2090,1565,4086,2259,4993,4075,4076,4072,2258,4085,3383,1654,4071],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6524"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6524"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25786,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6524\/revisions\/25786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}