{"id":6412,"date":"2011-04-20T15:35:02","date_gmt":"2011-04-20T19:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=6412"},"modified":"2011-04-20T15:35:02","modified_gmt":"2011-04-20T19:35:02","slug":"housewife-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/04\/20\/housewife-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Half-Baked Housewife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Squeezing three specific words into a limerick can be a daunting challenge.  But Three Word Wednesday wants poems using <a href=\"http:\/\/www.threewordwednesday.com\/2011\/04\/3ww-ccxxxvii.html\"><em>cleanse, knead,<\/em> and <em>melt.<\/em><\/a>  Its wish is my command:<\/p>\n<p>Half-Baked Housewife<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m lousy at baking and kneading<br \/>\nAnd the same goes for cooking and feeding.<br \/>\nI melt when I cleanse<br \/>\nAnd it gives me the bends.<br \/>\nAm I awful at housework?  Conceding.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Squeezing three specific words into a limerick can be a daunting challenge. But Three Word Wednesday wants poems using cleanse, knead, and melt. Its wish is my command: Half-Baked Housewife By Madeleine Begun Kane I&#8217;m lousy at baking and kneading And the same goes for cooking and feeding. I melt when I cleanse And it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[57,41,46,42],"tags":[1289,2161,251,328,332,1142],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6412"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6412"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6420,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6412\/revisions\/6420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}