{"id":64,"date":"2010-05-23T14:09:51","date_gmt":"2010-05-23T18:09:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=64"},"modified":"2010-05-23T14:09:51","modified_gmt":"2010-05-23T18:09:51","slug":"criminal-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/05\/23\/criminal-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"Criminal Ode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Criminal Ode<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Some crimes are quite flagrantly blatant&#8212;<br \/>\nNot subtle, nor secret, nor latent.<br \/>\nIf the doer ain&#8217;t caught,<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a guy who&#8217;s been bought,<br \/>\nOr incompetence utterly patent. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Criminal Ode By Madeleine Begun Kane Some crimes are quite flagrantly blatant&#8212; Not subtle, nor secret, nor latent. If the doer ain&#8217;t caught, There&#8217;s a guy who&#8217;s been bought, Or incompetence utterly patent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,10,42],"tags":[349,1325,233],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-humor","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","tag-crime","tag-law-enforcement","tag-law-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2380,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions\/2380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}