{"id":638,"date":"2009-06-03T00:24:50","date_gmt":"2009-06-03T04:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=638"},"modified":"2009-06-03T00:24:50","modified_gmt":"2009-06-03T04:24:50","slug":"bing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/06\/03\/bing\/","title":{"rendered":"Battle of the Search Engines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t let the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebigmoney.com\/blogs\/feeling-lucky\/2009\/05\/29\/bing-launch-day-two\">launch of\u00a0 Google-challenger Bing<\/a> pass without a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Battle of the Search Engines<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A search engine yearns to be king.<br \/>\nIts name, for some reason, is Bing.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s Microsoft&#8217;s baby.<br \/>\nHurt Google? Well, maybe.<br \/>\nTheir quest? Lots of ad business bling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t let the\u00a0launch of\u00a0 Google-challenger Bing pass without a limerick: Battle of the Search Engines By Madeleine Begun Kane A search engine yearns to be king. Its name, for some reason, is Bing. It&#8217;s Microsoft&#8217;s baby. Hurt Google? Well, maybe. Their quest? Lots of ad business bling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,15,42,35,8,87,3],"tags":[368,365,370,224,4992,371,4934,369,341,372,367,225,373],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business-humor","category-computer-humor","category-limericks","category-marketing-humor","category-money-humor","category-search-engine-tools","category-technology-humor","tag-ad-revenue","tag-bing","tag-business","tag-computers","tag-google","tag-internet","tag-limericks","tag-microsoft","tag-money","tag-net","tag-search-engines","tag-technology","tag-web"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":647,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions\/647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}