{"id":6299,"date":"2011-04-15T15:11:29","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T19:11:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=6299"},"modified":"2011-04-15T15:11:29","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T19:11:29","slug":"voicemail-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/04\/15\/voicemail-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Voicemail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Voicemail<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear voicemail, I love and adore you.<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m puzzled by those who deplore you.<br \/>\nOh, the charm of your voices<br \/>\nAnd all of those choices.<br \/>\nWait, I&#8217;m lying &#8212; I really abhor you.<\/p>\n<p>(Related Humor: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/05\/09\/the-outgoing-message-id-love-to-but-probably-shouldnt-leave-on-my-answering-machine-limerick\/\">The Outgoing Message I\u2019d Love To (But Probably Shouldn\u2019t) Leave On My Answering Machine (Limerick)<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Voicemail By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear voicemail, I love and adore you. And I&#8217;m puzzled by those who deplore you. Oh, the charm of your voices And all of those choices. Wait, I&#8217;m lying &#8212; I really abhor you. (Related Humor: The Outgoing Message I\u2019d Love To (But Probably Shouldn\u2019t) Leave On [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54,15,42,32,3,119],"tags":[642,639,2235],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6299"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6299"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6305,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6299\/revisions\/6305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}