{"id":61,"date":"2006-12-05T02:24:01","date_gmt":"2006-12-05T06:24:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/12\/05\/wheres-the-beef\/"},"modified":"2012-04-12T02:05:45","modified_gmt":"2012-04-12T06:05:45","slug":"wheres-the-beef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/12\/05\/wheres-the-beef\/","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s The Beef?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"limerickline\">Where&#8217;s The Beef?<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<br \/>\n\u00a0<\/div>\n<div class=\"limerickline\">A butcher once had quite a beef.<\/div>\n<div class=\"limerickline\">His grievance? A meat-stealing thief,<\/div>\n<div class=\"limerickline\">A man who, when caught,<\/div>\n<div class=\"limerickline\">Claimed the beef had been bought.<\/div>\n<div class=\"limerickline\">&#8216;Twas a story that beggared belief.\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where&#8217;s The Beef? By Madeleine Begun Kane \u00a0 A butcher once had quite a beef. His grievance? A meat-stealing thief, A man who, when caught, Claimed the beef had been bought. &#8216;Twas a story that beggared belief.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,14,48,41,10,42,8],"tags":[2776,2775,2778,328,146,2777,351],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-business-humor","category-crime-humor","category-food-drink-humor","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","category-money-humor","tag-beef","tag-butcher","tag-criminals","tag-food-verse","tag-law-humor","tag-meat","tag-theft"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12880,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions\/12880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}