{"id":6057,"date":"2011-04-07T13:44:20","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T17:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=6057"},"modified":"2011-04-07T13:44:20","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T17:44:20","slug":"haiku-faces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/04\/07\/haiku-faces\/","title":{"rendered":"Face Time (Haiku)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Flutist misses cue.<br \/>\nConductor settles the score.<br \/>\nTime to face music.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Botoxified face,<br \/>\nonce intelligent with age,<br \/>\nnow frozen wasteland.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/themethursday.blogspot.com\/2011\/04\/thursday-april-7-2010-face.html\">Face<\/a> prompt from Theme Thursday)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flutist misses cue. Conductor settles the score. Time to face music. ***** Botoxified face, once intelligent with age, now frozen wasteland. ***** (Face prompt from Theme Thursday)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51,99,24,68],"tags":[1925,2211,1867,1985,215,301,4953,1924,1848],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6057"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6057"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6064,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6057\/revisions\/6064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}