{"id":58,"date":"2006-11-28T15:54:31","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T19:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/11\/28\/ode-to-prosperity\/"},"modified":"2016-10-31T13:35:50","modified_gmt":"2016-10-31T17:35:50","slug":"ode-to-prosperity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/11\/28\/ode-to-prosperity\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Prosperity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ode To Prosperity<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The affluent prosper quite well,<br \/>\nAs their savings continue to swell.<br \/>\nIt is great to be rich.<br \/>\nDestitution&#8217;s a bitch.<br \/>\nYou might say that it&#8217;s taxing as hell.<\/p>\n<p>(My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/money.html\">money and tax humor is collected here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> October 31 is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.world-savings-day.org\/\">World Savings Day<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ode To Prosperity By Madeleine Begun Kane The affluent prosper quite well, As their savings continue to swell. It is great to be rich. Destitution&#8217;s a bitch. You might say that it&#8217;s taxing as hell. (My money and tax humor is collected here.) UPDATE: October 31 is World Savings Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,42,8,4209,32,47],"tags":[807,809,810,2094,5012,808,480,811,806,4900],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38777,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions\/38777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}