{"id":576,"date":"2009-05-21T15:38:25","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T19:38:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=576"},"modified":"2013-03-20T00:31:03","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T04:31:03","slug":"doc-mockery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/05\/21\/doc-mockery\/","title":{"rendered":"Doc Mockery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doc Mockery (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A nervous young fellow named Phil<br \/>\nAsked his doc if he needed a will.<br \/>\nHe responded, &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry,<br \/>\nBut kindly go hurry<br \/>\nAnd pay up your overdue bill.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/holidayinsights.com\/moreholidays\/March\/doctorsday.htm\">National Doctors&#8217; Day<\/a>! (March 30th)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doc Mockery (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A nervous young fellow named Phil Asked his doc if he needed a will. He responded, &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, But kindly go hurry And pay up your overdue bill.&#8221; Update: Happy National Doctors&#8217; Day! (March 30th)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[81,23,122,10,352,42,1524,103],"tags":[342,338,392,337,232,1837,339,341,3555,5012,343,340],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19839,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions\/19839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}