{"id":5720,"date":"2013-10-27T00:10:59","date_gmt":"2013-10-27T04:10:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=5720"},"modified":"2013-10-27T00:17:39","modified_gmt":"2013-10-27T04:17:39","slug":"limerick-truck-limerick-off-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/10\/27\/limerick-truck-limerick-off-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Truck (Limerick-Off Monday)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since Halloween is almost here, I\u2019m offering you an alternative: You may write a limerick related to Halloween, using any first line. Next week I\u2019ll present an extra award \u2014 one for the best Halloween limerick.<\/p>\n<p>And now, getting back to my regular Sunday challenge: It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10151788684504315\">if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. (Here\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/10\/27\/limerick-of-the-week-137\/\">last week\u2019s Limerick Of The Week Winner<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you\u2019re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here&#8217;s my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/how-to-write-a-limerick\/\"><em>How To Write A Limerick<\/em><\/a> article.)<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before I post next week\u2019s Limerick-Off. So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse. Your submission deadline is Saturday at 11:59 p.m. (Eastern Time.)<\/p>\n<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A man who was driving a truck&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A woman was planning to truck&#8230;<strong>*<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>*<\/strong>(Please note that minor variations to my first lines are acceptable.  However, rhyme words may <strong>not<\/strong> be altered, except by using homonyms or homophones.)<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s my limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Truck Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A man who was driving a truck<br \/>\nGot stuck in some very deep muck.<br \/>\nThen he ran out of gas,<br \/>\nSlipped and fell on his ass.<br \/>\nSeems that fellow was flat out of luck.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10151788684504315\">my Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email <a href=\"mailto:Madkane@MadKane.com?subject=MadKane's Newsletter&#038;body=I want my weekly MadKane Fix.\">Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane&#8217;s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since Halloween is almost here, I\u2019m offering you an alternative: You may write a limerick related to Halloween, using any first line. Next week I\u2019ll present an extra award \u2014 one for the best Halloween limerick. And now, getting back to my regular Sunday challenge: It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. 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