{"id":5691,"date":"2011-03-27T14:28:53","date_gmt":"2011-03-27T18:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=5691"},"modified":"2011-03-27T14:49:32","modified_gmt":"2011-03-27T18:49:32","slug":"brain-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/03\/27\/brain-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Haiku Duet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Left brain or right brain &#8212;<br \/>\nWhich am I? The one, I fear,<br \/>\nthat can&#8217;t remember.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Creative options<br \/>\nseem nearly unlimited &#8212;<br \/>\noverwhelmed, I freeze.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>(The 2nd haiku was prompted by Writer&#8217;s Island&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/writersisland.wordpress.com\/2011\/03\/26\/prompt-13-for-2011-unlimited\/\">unlimited<\/a> and Sunday Scribblings&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/sundayscribblings.blogspot.com\/2011\/03\/260-nearly.html\">nearly<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Left brain or right brain &#8212; Which am I? The one, I fear, that can&#8217;t remember. ***** Creative options seem nearly unlimited &#8212; overwhelmed, I freeze. ***** (The 2nd haiku was prompted by Writer&#8217;s Island&#8217;s unlimited and Sunday Scribblings&#8217; nearly.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,1343,99,108,22],"tags":[617,236,215,2069,1901,394,2070],"class_list":["post-5691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety-stress","category-creativity-verse","category-haiku","category-memory-humor","category-mental-health-humor","tag-brain-humor","tag-creativity","tag-haiku-senryu","tag-left-brained","tag-memory","tag-mental-health-satire","tag-right-brained"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5691"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5700,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5691\/revisions\/5700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}