{"id":555,"date":"2009-05-14T18:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T22:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=555"},"modified":"2009-05-14T18:13:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-14T22:13:00","slug":"american-idol-finalists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/05\/14\/american-idol-finalists\/","title":{"rendered":"An Ode To The American Idol Finalists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since American Idol is one of the few TV shows I watch regularly, I&#8217;d be remiss if I didn&#8217;t comment on the finalists and write a limerick for finalists Kris Allen and Adam Lambert:<\/p>\n<p>An Ode  To The American Idol Finalists<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Many kudos to  Adam and Kris!<br \/>\nHaving Allison there would be bliss.<br \/>\nBut it could have been worse.<br \/>\nI am Gokey-averse,<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;s one guy I surely won&#8217;t miss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since American Idol is one of the few TV shows I watch regularly, I&#8217;d be remiss if I didn&#8217;t comment on the finalists and write a limerick for finalists Kris Allen and Adam Lambert: An Ode To The American Idol Finalists By Madeleine Begun Kane Many kudos to Adam and Kris! Having Allison there would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[56,50,42,24,71],"tags":[317,315,299,300,318,302,316,319,320],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":562,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions\/562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}