{"id":5510,"date":"2011-03-23T16:30:01","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T20:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=5510"},"modified":"2014-07-23T15:33:23","modified_gmt":"2014-07-23T19:33:23","slug":"aging-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/03\/23\/aging-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To a Vigorous Old Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To A Vigorous Old Lady<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>An old grandma with spring in her walk<br \/>\nMoved so quickly that people would gawk.<br \/>\nWhen asked if a gym<br \/>\nWas the source of her vim<br \/>\nShe said, &#8220;No &#8212; Jim, Kim, Henry and Hawk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Posted at this <a href=\"http:\/\/liv2write2day.wordpress.com\/2011\/03\/20\/monday-morning-writing-prompt-its-spring\/\">spring prompt<\/a> and at <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.writersdigest.com\/poeticasides\/2011\/03\/23\/WednesdayPoetryPrompts128.aspx\">Poetic Asides&#8217; spring prompt<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: July 23 is <a href=\"http:\/\/hellogiggles.com\/gorgeous-grandma-day-heres-celebrating\">Gorgeous Grandma Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To A Vigorous Old Lady By Madeleine Begun Kane An old grandma with spring in her walk Moved so quickly that people would gawk. When asked if a gym Was the source of her vim She said, &#8220;No &#8212; Jim, Kim, Henry and Hawk.&#8221; (Posted at this spring prompt and at Poetic Asides&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,11,49,846,125,23,122,1765,42,4209,68,16,1919,113,52],"tags":[1925,2037,4998,4246,1371,638,2099,5012,1924,2036,1466,1567],"class_list":["post-5510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging-humor","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-behavior-personality","category-exercise-humor","category-gym-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-light-verse","category-limericks","category-odd-holdays","category-physical-appearance","category-relationship-humor","category-seniors-poetry","category-walking-humor","category-wordplay","tag-aging-humor-verse","tag-energy-verse","tag-exercise-humor","tag-gorgeous-grandma-day","tag-gym-membership","tag-health-poetry","tag-july-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-seniors-humor","tag-vim-and-vigor","tag-walking","tag-wordplay-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5510"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27406,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5510\/revisions\/27406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}