{"id":5461,"date":"2011-03-22T14:20:19","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T18:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=5461"},"modified":"2011-03-22T14:23:03","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T18:23:03","slug":"inseparable-word-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/03\/22\/inseparable-word-play\/","title":{"rendered":"Inseparable From Silliness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you can see from this verse, I&#8217;m inseparable from silliness:<\/p>\n<p><em>Inseparable<\/em> &#8212;<br \/>\nventriloquist and dummy<br \/>\njoined at the quip.<\/p>\n<p><em>Inseparable<\/em> &#8212;<br \/>\nhoneymooning newlyweds<br \/>\njoined at the lip.<\/p>\n<p><em>Inseparable<\/em> &#8212;<br \/>\nmasochist and sadist<br \/>\njoined at the whip.<\/p>\n<p><em>Inseparable<\/em> &#8212;<br \/>\ngambler and his bookie<br \/>\njoined at the tip.<\/p>\n<p><em>Inseparable<\/em> &#8212;<br \/>\ncompulsive gambler and debt<br \/>\njoined at the Strip.<\/p>\n<p><em>Inseparable<\/em> &#8212;<br \/>\nthe hop and the jump<br \/>\njoined at the skip.<\/p>\n<p><em>Inseparable<\/em> &#8212;<br \/>\nJewish moms and their children<br \/>\njoined at the guilt trip.<\/p>\n<p>(Written for Writers Island&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/writersisland.wordpress.com\/2011\/03\/19\/prompt-12-for-2011-insepararble\/\">inseparable<\/a> prompt)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you can see from this verse, I&#8217;m inseparable from silliness: Inseparable &#8212; ventriloquist and dummy joined at the quip. Inseparable &#8212; honeymooning newlyweds joined at the lip. Inseparable &#8212; masochist and sadist joined at the whip. Inseparable &#8212; gambler and his bookie joined at the tip. Inseparable &#8212; compulsive gambler and debt joined at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,53,52],"tags":[2028,215,2029,4973,1567,1738],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5461"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5461"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5469,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5461\/revisions\/5469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}