{"id":535,"date":"2009-04-10T15:17:30","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T19:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=535"},"modified":"2009-04-10T17:50:13","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T21:50:13","slug":"ode-to-jetblue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/04\/10\/ode-to-jetblue\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To JetBlue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re back from a wonderful vacation in Las Vegas.  So I thought I&#8217;d celebrate our thirteen hour return-flight delay with a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Ode To JetBlue<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear JetBlue, you&#8217;re just great when you fly.<br \/>\nBut your canceling rate &#8212; my oh my!<br \/>\nFully half of my flights<br \/>\nNever tried to reach heights.<br \/>\nA mere drizzle? Your schedule&#8217;s awry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re back from a wonderful vacation in Las Vegas. So I thought I&#8217;d celebrate our thirteen hour return-flight delay with a limerick: Ode To JetBlue By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear JetBlue, you&#8217;re just great when you fly. But your canceling rate &#8212; my oh my! Fully half of my flights Never tried to reach heights. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,42,6,34,59],"tags":[289,290,292,288,293,291],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":539,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}