{"id":5345,"date":"2011-03-18T00:46:38","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T04:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=5345"},"modified":"2012-04-30T14:44:43","modified_gmt":"2012-04-30T18:44:43","slug":"dishonesty-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/03\/18\/dishonesty-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Insincere Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"

Insincere Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

“I love when you buy me cute ties.”
\n“That petite fits you fine — it’s your size.”
\n“Your acting is great.”
\n“Your cooking’s first rate.”
\nAh, the charm of those little white lies.<\/p>\n

(Inspired by Jingle Poetry’s<\/em> deception and misrepresentation<\/a> prompt.)<\/p>\n

UPDATE:<\/strong> I just found out that April 30 is National Honesty Day<\/a>. It’s celebrated by politicians … just about nowhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Insincere Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane “I love when you buy me cute ties.” “That petite fits you fine — it’s your size.” “Your acting is great.” “Your cooking’s first rate.” Ah, the charm of those little white lies. (Inspired by Jingle Poetry’s deception and misrepresentation prompt.) UPDATE: I just found out that April 30 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,54,2017,42,16],"tags":[2090,4943,1612,2950,531,2015,2016],"class_list":["post-5345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-communication-humor","category-honesty-humor","category-limericks","category-relationship-humor","tag-april-holidays","tag-communication-humor","tag-dishonesty","tag-national-honesty-day","tag-relationship-poetry","tag-sincerity","tag-white-lies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5345"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5643,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5345\/revisions\/5643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}