Designing programs
\nfor software business clients —
\ncommand performance.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
Military gifts
\nlike General Patton’s patch —
\ncommanding presents.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
Want satisfaction
\nwhen your weapon’s sarcasm?
\nPick a smart target.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
An unrooted soul
\nsteps on the joy of others
\nand roots for failure.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
Meaningful haiku
\nthat’s smart, breezy, yet mellow —
\nticklish challenge.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
(Haiku Heights<\/em> Designing programs for software business clients — command performance. ***** Military gifts like General Patton’s patch — commanding presents. ***** Want satisfaction when your weapon’s sarcasm? Pick a smart target. ***** An unrooted soul steps on the joy of others and roots for failure. ***** Meaningful haiku that’s smart, breezy, yet mellow — ticklish challenge. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,15,99,103,119],"tags":[686,533,496,215,2011,2012,575],"class_list":["post-5151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-computer-humor","category-haiku","category-poetry-prompts","category-telephone-humor","tag-computer-software","tag-computer-verse","tag-gift-humor","tag-haiku-senryu","tag-military-humor","tag-sarcasm-humor","tag-writing-haiku"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5151"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5496,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5151\/revisions\/5496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}commands<\/strike> prompts us to write haiku using the word command<\/a>; One Single Impression<\/em> wants us to be sarcastic<\/a>; Sensational Haiku Wednesday<\/em> roots<\/a> for us to write haiku; and Three Word Wednesday<\/em> prompts us to use breeze, mellow, and tickle<\/a> in one fell swoop.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"