There are few “fun” activities quite so vexing as the Office Christmas Party; that obligatory gathering of bosses and subordinates, cronies and rivals, back-stabbers and back-stabbees. Plus a horde of husbands and wives who spend the entire night planning their escape.<\/p>\n
Every year you fantasize about sending an RSVP marked “Thanks, but no thanks.” Then you return to reality and break the news to your spouse. “It’ll be different this time,” you lie. “It’ll be fun.”<\/p>\n
“I’ll go to yours, if you’ll go to mine,” your mate responds. “And you have to promise to behave.”<\/p>\n
This brings us to the art of gaffe avoidance. After all, who isn’t but one faux pas from the unemployment line? Dodging the pitfalls of office party protocol can be a daunting challenge. But with the help of this agreement, you’ll survive yet another function with your job intact.<\/p>\n
AGREEMENT<\/strong> entered into on ____________, by Husband and Wife (collectively referred to as “Couple”).<\/p>\n WHEREAS,<\/strong> Couple’s employers suffer from the delusion that Office Christmas Parties are good for morale;<\/p>\n WHEREAS,<\/strong> Couple, being sane individuals, would prefer to stay home; and<\/p>\n