{"id":5099,"date":"2011-03-10T07:19:30","date_gmt":"2011-03-10T11:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=5099"},"modified":"2011-03-12T16:32:11","modified_gmt":"2011-03-12T20:32:11","slug":"american-idol-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/03\/10\/american-idol-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"American Idol Not Idyllic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>American Idol Not Idyllic (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I watched Idol last night &#8212; wasn&#8217;t dandy.<br \/>\nThey gave compliments out just like candy.<br \/>\nAnd something is wrong<br \/>\nWhen with song after song<br \/>\nThe toughest of judges is Randy.<\/p>\n<p>(Linked in <a href=\"http:\/\/isawsunday.blogspot.com\/2011\/03\/i-saw-sunday-week-26.html\">I Saw Sunday<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>American Idol Not Idyllic (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane I watched Idol last night &#8212; wasn&#8217;t dandy. They gave compliments out just like candy. And something is wrong When with song after song The toughest of judges is Randy. (Linked in I Saw Sunday)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,62,50,42,43,24,71],"tags":[299,1333,311,302,1964,1263,319,1962,1329,1963,961,320],"class_list":["post-5099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-humor","category-contests","category-entertainment-humor","category-limericks","category-media-humor","category-music-humor","category-television-tv-humor","tag-american-idol","tag-contestants","tag-fox-tv-humor","tag-idol-judges","tag-jennifer-lopez","tag-music-humor-verse","tag-music-limerick","tag-randy-jackson","tag-singing-voice","tag-steven-tyler","tag-talent-contests","tag-television-review"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5099"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5167,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5099\/revisions\/5167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}