Secret Cache
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
A fellow had a secret cache
\nof coins and stamps and gold.
\nHe planned to sell it off one day
\nwhen he became quite old.<\/p>\n
That time did come for him at last—
\nage ninety-three or more.
\nAlas, he’d thrown his cache box out—
\nforgot what it was for.<\/p>\n
(You can find more of my bad memory humor<\/a> here. And check out the secret prompt<\/a> over at Writer’s Island<\/em>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Secret Cache By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow had a secret cache of coins and stamps and gold. He planned to sell it off one day when he became quite old. That time did come for him at last— age ninety-three or more. Alas, he’d thrown his cache box out— forgot what it was for. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,49,108,22,8,1919],"tags":[1925,1922,1921,1801,1901,188,1920,1924,1923],"class_list":["post-4985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging-humor","category-behavior-personality","category-memory-humor","category-mental-health-humor","category-money-humor","category-seniors-poetry","tag-aging-humor-verse","tag-coin-collecting","tag-collectibles","tag-forgetfulness","tag-memory","tag-money-verse","tag-secrets","tag-seniors-humor","tag-stamp-collections"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4985"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4991,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4985\/revisions\/4991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}