{"id":4977,"date":"2011-03-06T01:30:46","date_gmt":"2011-03-06T05:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4977"},"modified":"2011-03-06T17:25:40","modified_gmt":"2011-03-06T21:25:40","slug":"style-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/03\/06\/style-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Stylish Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/190886130951187\">Facebook too.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A gal who took pride in her style&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A man who took pride in his style&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Stylish Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A gal who took pride in her style<br \/>\nHad a temper quite terribly vile.<br \/>\nWhen asked if her dress<br \/>\nCame from <em>Buy It For Less<\/em>,<br \/>\nHer screams could be heard for a mile.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/190886130951187\">Facebook Limerick-Off post.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, in the \u201cAuthor\u201d section just below my Limerick-Offs button. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. So I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A gal who took [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,37,104,352,42,8,68,103],"tags":[746,527,1918,526,172,4973,1717,667,1917,203],"class_list":["post-4977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-fashion-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-physical-appearance","category-poetry-prompts","tag-bad-behavior","tag-clothing-poem","tag-dress-verse","tag-fashion-verse","tag-money-poems","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-style-humor","tag-temper-humor","tag-temperament-limerick","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4977"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5017,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4977\/revisions\/5017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}