{"id":4959,"date":"2011-03-05T01:07:13","date_gmt":"2011-03-05T05:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4959"},"modified":"2011-03-06T01:33:59","modified_gmt":"2011-03-06T05:33:59","slug":"accidental-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/03\/05\/accidental-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"Accidental Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It makes me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.threewordwednesday.com\/2011\/03\/3ww-ccxxx.html\">fidget<\/a>,<br \/>\nbut I <a href=\"http:\/\/themethursday.blogspot.com\/2011\/03\/thursday-march-3-2011-book.html\"> book<\/a> myself to write<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/onesingleimpression.blogspot.com\/2011\/03\/prompt-158-accidental.html\">accidental<\/a> verse.<\/p>\n<p>*****<br \/>\nAccidental glance,<br \/>\nde-liberating romance&#8212;<br \/>\njust the dance of chance.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Shocking incident:<br \/>\nthings accidentally went<br \/>\nexactly as planned.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Ms. Bristol Palin&#8217;s<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/entertainment\/blogs\/117204128.html\">book contract<\/a> and dancing gig&#8212;<br \/>\naccident of birth.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Booked reservation<br \/>\nat restaurant, but canceled&#8212;<br \/>\nhad reservations.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>If you dare mention<br \/>\ncertain odd affinities,<br \/>\nbrace for fidgeting.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It makes me fidget, but I book myself to write accidental verse. ***** Accidental glance, de-liberating romance&#8212; just the dance of chance. ***** Shocking incident: things accidentally went exactly as planned. ***** Ms. Bristol Palin&#8217;s book contract and dancing gig&#8212; accident of birth. ***** Booked reservation at restaurant, but canceled&#8212; had reservations. ***** If you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,176,56,1343,13,120,41,103,1828,110,69],"tags":[1913,600,498,1915,1844,1914,4973,1916,4976,1848,1840,1166,575],"class_list":["post-4959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-books","category-celebrity-humor","category-creativity-verse","category-family-humor","category-family-verse","category-food-drink-humor","category-poetry-prompts","category-relationship-haiku","category-romance-humor","category-writing-humor","tag-bristol-palin","tag-drink-verse","tag-food-haiku","tag-happy-accidents","tag-one-single-impression","tag-planning-humor","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-reservations-haiku","tag-romance-humor","tag-theme-thursday","tag-three-word-wednesday","tag-writing-publishing-humor","tag-writing-haiku"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4959"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5014,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4959\/revisions\/5014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}