{"id":494,"date":"2009-02-24T19:05:52","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T23:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=494"},"modified":"2009-02-24T19:05:52","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T23:05:52","slug":"face-yoga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/02\/24\/face-yoga\/","title":{"rendered":"A Fountain Of Face-Yoga Youth?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My niece, who holds yoga classes in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, New York, recently launched a <a href=\"http:\/\/crownheightsyoga.blogspot.com\/\">yoga blog.<\/a>  And in her latest post she includes a <a href=\"http:\/\/crownheightsyoga.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/yoga-facial-toning-for-real.html\">video that demonstrates face-yoga.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>So what the heck is face-yoga?  According to the instructor featured on the video, certain face poses (including something called &#8220;the lion face&#8221;) can tone your face and reduce facial lines and wrinkles. <\/p>\n<p>Hey &#8230; at least you don&#8217;t have to move your whole body.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I&#8217;d celebrate with a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>A Fountain Of Face-Yoga Youth?<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Can yoga de-wrinkle your face?<br \/>\nYour forehead and frown lines erase?<br \/>\nWith its face-moves like &#8220;lion&#8221; &#8212;<br \/>\nNot certain I&#8217;m buyin&#8217;.<br \/>\nBut maybe I should &#8230; just in case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My niece, who holds yoga classes in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, New York, recently launched a yoga blog. And in her latest post she includes a video that demonstrates face-yoga. So what the heck is face-yoga? According to the instructor featured on the video, certain face poses (including something called &#8220;the lion face&#8221;) can tone your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105,51,122,42,73,68],"tags":[244,247,246,245,248,249,243,242],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice-humor","category-aging-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","category-new-york-limericks","category-physical-appearance","tag-aging","tag-brooklyn","tag-classes","tag-exercise","tag-new-york-city","tag-toning","tag-wrinkles","tag-yoga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":501,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}