{"id":49298,"date":"2026-10-26T01:32:43","date_gmt":"2026-10-26T05:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=49298"},"modified":"2026-10-26T01:32:43","modified_gmt":"2026-10-26T05:32:43","slug":"winded-by-acrostic-limericks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2026\/10\/26\/winded-by-acrostic-limericks\/","title":{"rendered":"Winded by Acrostic Limericks"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>G<\/strong>argantuan winds drive me wild<br \/><strong>A<\/strong>nd they make me feel weak and defiled.<br \/><strong>L<\/strong>et them blow, if they must.<br \/>(<strong>E<\/strong>bbing&#8217;s best! That&#8217;s my thrust.)<br \/><strong>S<\/strong>igning off; Windy verse has me riled!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gargantuan winds drive me wildAnd they make me feel weak and defiled.Let them blow, if they must.(Ebbing&#8217;s best! That&#8217;s my thrust.)Signing off; Windy verse has me riled!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2212,42,1775],"tags":[6621,7249,4119],"class_list":["post-49298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-acrostic-limericks","category-limericks","category-poetry-forms","tag-acrostic-limericks","tag-gales-acrostic-limerick","tag-wind-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49298"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49299,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49298\/revisions\/49299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}