{"id":49285,"date":"2026-10-12T16:04:47","date_gmt":"2026-10-12T20:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=49285"},"modified":"2026-10-12T16:04:47","modified_gmt":"2026-10-12T20:04:47","slug":"too-tired-to-go-acrostic-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2026\/10\/12\/too-tired-to-go-acrostic-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Tired To Go Acrostic? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Y<\/strong>ou have told me to write a short verse;<br \/><strong>A<\/strong>n acrostic, which makes matters worse.<br \/><strong>W<\/strong>aking up to this task<br \/><strong>N<\/strong>ot refreshed, I must ask:<br \/><strong>S<\/strong>top sadistic demands. They&#8217;re a curse!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have told me to write a short verse;An acrostic, which makes matters worse.Waking up to this taskNot refreshed, I must ask:Stop sadistic demands. They&#8217;re a curse!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2212,42,69],"tags":[7242,6534,695,7243,7244],"class_list":["post-49285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-acrostic-limericks","category-limericks","category-writing-humor","tag-acrostic-humor","tag-writing-humor-2","tag-writing-limericks","tag-yawn-humor","tag-yawn-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49286,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49285\/revisions\/49286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}