{"id":49283,"date":"2026-10-11T19:47:30","date_gmt":"2026-10-11T23:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=49283"},"modified":"2026-10-11T19:47:30","modified_gmt":"2026-10-11T23:47:30","slug":"the-threat-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2026\/10\/11\/the-threat-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"The Threat (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;Put that down!&#8221; said the man to his wife.<br \/>&#8220;Knives are weapons! A threat to my life!&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Calm your jets, my dear Dennis,&#8221;<br \/>She said. &#8220;It&#8217;s no menace:<br \/>It&#8217;s dull cuz you wrecked my fav knife.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Put that down!&#8221; said the man to his wife.&#8220;Knives are weapons! A threat to my life!&#8221;&#8220;Calm your jets, my dear Dennis,&#8221;She said. &#8220;It&#8217;s no menace:It&#8217;s dull cuz you wrecked my fav knife.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,2,4123],"tags":[7241,4902,383,6217,6222],"class_list":["post-49283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-weapons-humor","tag-danger-humor","tag-marriage-humor","tag-marriage-limerick","tag-weapons-humor","tag-weapons-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49284,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49283\/revisions\/49284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}