{"id":49208,"date":"2026-08-17T15:41:12","date_gmt":"2026-08-17T19:41:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=49208"},"modified":"2026-08-17T15:41:12","modified_gmt":"2026-08-17T19:41:12","slug":"the-complaint-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2026\/08\/17\/the-complaint-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"The Complaint (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Said the man to his lawyer, &#8220;That bitch<br \/>Of a wife wed me just cuz I&#8217;m rich.<br \/>She will spend till I&#8217;m broke<br \/>And she won&#8217;t let me toke,<br \/>So I think it&#8217;s high time for a switch.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Said the man to his lawyer, &#8220;That bitchOf a wife wed me just cuz I&#8217;m rich.She will spend till I&#8217;m brokeAnd she won&#8217;t let me toke,So I think it&#8217;s high time for a switch.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,2413,10,42,2,8,16],"tags":[7205,2192,6813,7204],"class_list":["post-49208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-bawdy-limericks","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-money-humor","category-relationship-humor","tag-divorce-limericks","tag-lawyer-humor","tag-legal-humor-2","tag-marriage-limericks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49208"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49209,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49208\/revisions\/49209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}