{"id":49202,"date":"2026-08-13T17:32:53","date_gmt":"2026-08-13T21:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=49202"},"modified":"2026-08-13T17:32:53","modified_gmt":"2026-08-13T21:32:53","slug":"clinging-to-singlehood-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2026\/08\/13\/clinging-to-singlehood-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Clinging To Singlehood (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>An attractive young gal, nicknamed Red,<br \/>Has avowed that she&#8217;ll never be wed.<br \/>Ev&#8217;ry fellow she dates<br \/>Tends to cling, which she hates.<br \/>So she favors &#8220;brief flings.&#8221; . . . Enough said!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An attractive young gal, nicknamed Red,Has avowed that she&#8217;ll never be wed.Ev&#8217;ry fellow she datesTends to cling, which she hates.So she favors &#8220;brief flings.&#8221; . . . Enough said!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,49,63,42,2],"tags":[4949,619],"class_list":["post-49202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-behavior-personality","category-dating-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","tag-dating-humor","tag-dating-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49202"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49204,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49202\/revisions\/49204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}