{"id":49129,"date":"2026-06-29T17:23:54","date_gmt":"2026-06-29T21:23:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=49129"},"modified":"2026-06-29T17:23:54","modified_gmt":"2026-06-29T21:23:54","slug":"dodging-gym-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2026\/06\/29\/dodging-gym-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Dodging Gym (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In my youth, I would hide during gym.<br \/>(I am klutzy and slow; skill set grim.)<br \/>Tossing balls? Not my speed!<br \/>As for catching &#8217;em? Heed<br \/>What I say: Go find someone with vim!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my youth, I would hide during gym.(I am klutzy and slow; skill set grim.)Tossing balls? Not my speed!As for catching &#8217;em? HeedWhat I say: Go find someone with vim!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,42,19],"tags":[7178,5588,6057,6058],"class_list":["post-49129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education-humor","category-limericks","category-sports-humor","tag-athletic-humor","tag-athletic-limerick","tag-gym-humor","tag-gym-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49129"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49131,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49129\/revisions\/49131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}