{"id":49051,"date":"2026-05-14T19:01:48","date_gmt":"2026-05-14T23:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=49051"},"modified":"2026-05-14T19:01:48","modified_gmt":"2026-05-14T23:01:48","slug":"the-obnoxious-landlord-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2026\/05\/14\/the-obnoxious-landlord-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"The Obnoxious Landlord (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When a thoughtless young landlord can&#8217;t sleep,<br \/>He&#8217;ll start blowing his horn. He&#8217;s a creep!<br \/>And when worn tenants gripe<br \/>About noise, he&#8217;ll just snipe:<br \/>&#8220;Read your lease! That&#8217;s why rent is so cheap!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a thoughtless young landlord can&#8217;t sleep,He&#8217;ll start blowing his horn. He&#8217;s a creep!And when worn tenants gripeAbout noise, he&#8217;ll just snipe:&#8220;Read your lease! That&#8217;s why rent is so cheap!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,46,42,8,24,2991,1364,9],"tags":[1321,6634,6641,5011,5517,2086,7140],"class_list":["post-49051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-house-home-humor","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-music-humor","category-music-poems","category-noise-humor","category-real-estate-humor","tag-french-horn","tag-landlord-humor","tag-music-humor-2","tag-noise-humor","tag-noise-limerick","tag-nuisances","tag-tenant-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49051"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49052,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49051\/revisions\/49052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}