{"id":49011,"date":"2026-04-12T16:58:48","date_gmt":"2026-04-12T20:58:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=49011"},"modified":"2026-04-12T16:58:48","modified_gmt":"2026-04-12T20:58:48","slug":"unenlightened-dining-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2026\/04\/12\/unenlightened-dining-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Unenlightened Dining (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s too dark in this place,&#8221; said the gent.<br \/>&#8220;Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?<br \/>Your damn, flickering light<br \/>On the menu&#8217;s a blight.<br \/>I give up. You have lamb? I&#8217;m lamb bent.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s too dark in this place,&#8221; said the gent.&#8220;Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?Your damn, flickering lightOn the menu&#8217;s a blight.I give up. You have lamb? I&#8217;m lamb bent.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,41,42,869],"tags":[412,1941,5433,7121,3451,7119,7120,2228,5525,683,3172],"class_list":["post-49011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-restaurant-reviews","tag-food-humor","tag-food-limerick","tag-lamb-humor","tag-lamb-limerick","tag-lighting-humor","tag-menu-humor","tag-menu-limerick","tag-restaurant-humor","tag-restaurant-limerick","tag-restaurants","tag-vision-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49011"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49013,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49011\/revisions\/49013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}