{"id":48988,"date":"2026-03-05T19:58:30","date_gmt":"2026-03-05T23:58:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48988"},"modified":"2026-03-05T19:58:30","modified_gmt":"2026-03-05T23:58:30","slug":"drumming-up-claims-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2026\/03\/05\/drumming-up-claims-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Drumming Up Claims (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>(Note: James is fictitious!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An obnoxious old drummer named James<br \/>Enjoyed lawsuits &amp; filing false claims.<br \/>He would wear people down,<br \/>Till he sued the wrong &#8220;clown.&#8221;<br \/>He&#8217;s been drummed out of town; life in flames.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Note: James is fictitious!) An obnoxious old drummer named JamesEnjoyed lawsuits &amp; filing false claims.He would wear people down,Till he sued the wrong &#8220;clown.&#8221;He&#8217;s been drummed out of town; life in flames.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,10,42,8],"tags":[146,233,997,2896],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48988"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48988"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48990,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48988\/revisions\/48990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}