{"id":48985,"date":"2026-03-01T19:02:10","date_gmt":"2026-03-01T23:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48985"},"modified":"2026-03-01T19:02:10","modified_gmt":"2026-03-01T23:02:10","slug":"flowery-compliment-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2026\/03\/01\/flowery-compliment-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Flowery Compliment? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The old idiom &#8220;fresh as a daisy&#8221;<br \/>Always strikes me as odd, even crazy.<br \/>No one&#8217;s used it for me,<br \/>And I&#8217;m glad, cuz I&#8217;d see<br \/>Wilting plants, looking shriveled and lazy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The old idiom &#8220;fresh as a daisy&#8221;Always strikes me as odd, even crazy.No one&#8217;s used it for me,And I&#8217;m glad, cuz I&#8217;d seeWilting plants, looking shriveled and lazy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,2273,53,42],"tags":[7108,7109,7106,7107,3580,3921],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48985"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48985"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48986,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48985\/revisions\/48986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}