{"id":4895,"date":"2011-03-02T02:50:50","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T06:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4895"},"modified":"2011-03-02T03:19:35","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T07:19:35","slug":"limerick-odes-to-charlie-sheen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/03\/02\/limerick-odes-to-charlie-sheen\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Odes To Charlie Sheen"},"content":{"rendered":"

After flunking (badly) The Guardian’s Who Said This — Gaddafi or Charlie Sheen<\/em> quiz,<\/a> I forced myself to watch ABC’s entire 20\/20 Charlie Sheen interview conducted (I’m not sure how) by Andrea Canning. Yikes!<\/p>\n

I’m no shrink, but if Sheen isn’t certifiable, I can’t imagine who is. Yet Sheen’s suing CBS and Warner Bros. for canceling Two and a Half Men<\/em>. CBS and Warner Bros. should keep a copy on hand of ABC’s interview. Because that show gives CBS all the ammunition it needs to defeat Sheen’s case.<\/a> We’re talking loony-tunes-uninsurable!<\/p>\n

And so, Charlie Sheen has earned himself two “Dear Charlie” letter limericks. Here’s the first:<\/p>\n

Dear Charlie, you’re acting bizarre.
\nWe don’t need yet another sick star.
\nYou appear on the brink
\nOf a breakdown, yet think
\nYou’re not crazy, which proves that you are.<\/p>\n

And here’s my second limerick:<\/p>\n

Dear Charlie, you’re losing your sheen.
\nOnce funny, you’re now turning mean.
\nIt’s clear that you’re sick.
\nGet some help. Do it quick!
\nAnd stop wasting your comedy gene.<\/p>\n

(You can find more letters at Write A Letter<\/em>.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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