{"id":48922,"date":"2025-10-13T19:17:53","date_gmt":"2025-10-13T23:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48922"},"modified":"2025-10-13T19:17:53","modified_gmt":"2025-10-13T23:17:53","slug":"i-cant-stop-my-rhyme-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/10\/13\/i-cant-stop-my-rhyme-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Stop My Rhyme (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m compelled to create ev&#8217;ry day.<br \/>No new lim&#8217;ricks? Remorse will hold sway.<br \/>Pressed for time? I still try<br \/>To write verse on the fly;<br \/>My frayed brain can&#8217;t keep rhyming at bay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m compelled to create ev&#8217;ry day.No new lim&#8217;ricks? Remorse will hold sway.Pressed for time? I still tryTo write verse on the fly;My frayed brain can&#8217;t keep rhyming at bay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[126,42,69],"tags":[4986,6032,7089,6534,5719],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48922"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48922"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48923,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48922\/revisions\/48923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}