{"id":48894,"date":"2025-09-18T11:29:01","date_gmt":"2025-09-18T15:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48894"},"modified":"2025-09-18T11:31:08","modified_gmt":"2025-09-18T15:31:08","slug":"stock-complaint-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/09\/18\/stock-complaint-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Stock Complaint (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Whined a woman, &#8220;I&#8217;m knee-deep in hock.<br \/>And I&#8217;m told that it&#8217;s time to take stock.<br \/>Not the &#8216;stock exchange&#8217; kind;<br \/>That&#8217;s the source of my bind.<br \/>I&#8217;m behind cuz I fell for that crock!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whined a woman, &#8220;I&#8217;m knee-deep in hock.And I&#8217;m told that it&#8217;s time to take stock.Not the &#8216;stock exchange&#8217; kind;That&#8217;s the source of my bind.I&#8217;m behind cuz I fell for that crock!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,8],"tags":[1971,5768,7076],"class_list":["post-48894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-money-humor","tag-investment-humor","tag-investment-limerick","tag-stock-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48894"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48897,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48894\/revisions\/48897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}