{"id":48857,"date":"2025-08-17T18:44:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-17T22:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48857"},"modified":"2025-08-17T19:13:36","modified_gmt":"2025-08-17T23:13:36","slug":"haiku-switcheroo-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/08\/17\/haiku-switcheroo-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Switcheroo (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This limerick was inspired by a discussion on <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/madkane.bsky.social\">Bluesky<\/a> about poets flouting haiku rules: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>Haiku-Mavens have frequently said:<br \/>&#8220;Just get five-seven-five in your head.&#8221;<br \/>I do try &#8212; I&#8217;m no jerk!<br \/>But it often won&#8217;t work.<br \/>So I switch to a lim&#8217;rick instead.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This limerick was inspired by a discussion on Bluesky about poets flouting haiku rules: Haiku-Mavens have frequently said:&#8220;Just get five-seven-five in your head.&#8221;I do try &#8212; I&#8217;m no jerk!But it often won&#8217;t work.So I switch to a lim&#8217;rick instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,42,69],"tags":[1639,1640,6534,695],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48857"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48857"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48860,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48857\/revisions\/48860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}