{"id":48849,"date":"2025-07-29T17:39:42","date_gmt":"2025-07-29T21:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48849"},"modified":"2025-07-29T17:39:42","modified_gmt":"2025-07-29T21:39:42","slug":"porpoise-full-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/07\/29\/porpoise-full-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Porpoise-Full Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I researched some porpoise citations<br \/>On purpose. (I love derivations!)<br \/>Seems it comes from the French<br \/>Words for pig-fish &#8212; a wrench<br \/>In my &#8220;poor poise&#8221; assumption. (Damnations!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I researched some porpoise citationsOn purpose. (I love derivations!)Seems it comes from the FrenchWords for pig-fish &#8212; a wrenchIn my &#8220;poor poise&#8221; assumption. (Damnations!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,53,52],"tags":[2797,6555,2903,775,7067,7065,7066],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48849"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48849"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48850,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48849\/revisions\/48850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}