{"id":48845,"date":"2025-07-27T17:54:32","date_gmt":"2025-07-27T21:54:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48845"},"modified":"2025-07-27T17:54:32","modified_gmt":"2025-07-27T21:54:32","slug":"the-dogged-winner-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/07\/27\/the-dogged-winner-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dogged Winner (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>For the record, this limerick is fictitious. (I grew up with poodles, mutts, and a collie, none of which ever participated in dog shows. And I&#8217;ve never owned a golden retriever.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m so proud of our golden retriever.<br \/>She&#8217;s a multiple ribbon receiver.<br \/>She struts proudly at shows<br \/>With great gait, well-arched toes;<br \/>An achiever and bold &#8216;eager beaver.'&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the record, this limerick is fictitious. (I grew up with poodles, mutts, and a collie, none of which ever participated in dog shows. And I&#8217;ve never owned a golden retriever.) &#8220;I&#8217;m so proud of our golden retriever.She&#8217;s a multiple ribbon receiver.She struts proudly at showsWith great gait, well-arched toes;An achiever and bold &#8216;eager beaver.&#8217;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,42],"tags":[7062,7063,7061,769,3207,968,7064],"class_list":["post-48845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-limericks","tag-animals-humor","tag-animals-limerick","tag-competitions","tag-dog-humor","tag-dog-limerick","tag-pet-humor","tag-pets-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48845"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48847,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48845\/revisions\/48847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}