{"id":48839,"date":"2025-07-26T21:14:19","date_gmt":"2025-07-27T01:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48839"},"modified":"2025-07-26T21:14:19","modified_gmt":"2025-07-27T01:14:19","slug":"olives-please-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/07\/26\/olives-please-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Olives?  Please, NO!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Empanadas can be quite delish.<br \/>But alas, many ruin that dish<br \/>With green olives, whose taste<br \/>Lays those meat pies to waste.<br \/>I would sooner eat three-week-old fish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Empanadas can be quite delish.But alas, many ruin that dishWith green olives, whose tasteLays those meat pies to waste.I would sooner eat three-week-old fish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42],"tags":[7060,7059,2982,4185,412,1941,7056,7055,7058],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48839"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48839"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48841,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48839\/revisions\/48841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}